In which I ran and hid.

Hmm, me thinks my family is not as supportive of my knitting endeavors as I thought. So here's a tip for you. The following exchange cannot possibly go well:

"Say [sister], things are going well with you and [boyfriend], right?"
"Yes, why?"
"Because I found these awesome knitting pattern for baby clothes and I-" At this point I had to duck for cover. Geeze, all I ask for is a baby to knit stuff for.